My 7th graders in Study Hall are always trying to come up with new things to do instead of actually doing their work.
Today a few of the boys were leaning over the same desk and trying to stifle giggles. This, of course, caught my attention and I investigated the scene. What I found were handwritten Yo Momma jokes on small scraps of paper. I confiscated the few that I saw and am presenting them here unedited.
- Yo momma is so fat that when she was in space some astroanauts saw her and they thought it was a new planet.
- Yo momma is so fat that she was on the train tracks and people thought a train was there.
- Yo momma is so fat that when she was skiing they thought a snowball was coming down.
Ah, yo momma jokes. Never get old. My favorite are the ones that are not necessarily bad, just bizarre. Like, ‘yo momma’s so tall, she can cook bacon on the sun.’ De la Soul’s yo momma song helps glorify the completely bizarre: yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it, a peg-leg with a kickstand, an afro with a chin strap.