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Eavesdropping at the Green Line Cafe

July 5, 2006 by Matt

This is another retro blog from my time in Philly. I was killing some time between appointments in a local cafe one day and overheard this snippet of a conversation:

Guy Drinking Coffee(to Guy with Skateboard): Are you a musician?

Guy with Skateboard: um…well…um…yeah…well…yeah…um…definitely. I’m definitely a musician. I mean, yeah.

GDC: cool…

GWS: yeah, I just bought a eukalele because I heard something George Harrison played that I liked.

GDC: that’s great…

GWS: So I’m learning that, you know.

GDC: cool, so what else do you play?

GWS: yeah, well…the only thing I have recorded is on the pan flute…

And this is where I had to bite my tongue to keep from snickering loud enough to be heard. Guy with Skateboard will be touring the Northeast with pan flute and eukalele in hand! Get your tickets now!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: humor, travel

Kobayashi edges Chestnut in hot dog contest

July 4, 2006 by Matt

chestnuthd.jpgYes, this is an actual headline on ESPN.com. For those of you wondering whatever became of my long lost cat, apparently she has turned up on Coney Island. Here is a picture of little Chestnut devouring a hot dog during the contest.

I thought the description of Chestnut was a bit inaccurate, though:

“…Chestnut, a 220-pound civil engineering student from San Jose, Calif., who set an American record by eating 50 hot dogs during a qualifying tournament in Las Vegas.”

She must be incognito or something. I’m pretty impressed about her setting the American record, though. I mean, 50 hot dogs. That’s a lot. I didn’t even know she ate hot dogs.

I remember being in a hot dog eating contest at a Phillies game once. It was “Dollar Dog Day” and a few of my friends and I decided to have an informal contest. I remember eating 6 hot dogs and winning the competition. My friend Josh declared me the wiener. Get it? hehe.

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The Million Dollar Question…

June 27, 2006 by Matt

…has been answered. See my last post comments for aforementioned question.

So my first assignment today was to design a flyer in Word for an attraction in the Devon/Cornwall/Plymouth area. After searching through various attraction I came across The BIG Sheep. The BIG Sheep is apparently a glorified petting zoo that happens to feature SHEEP RACES.

That’s right. Sheep racing around a track with little stuffed sheep strapped on as jockeys. Sheep must navigate the “Bo-Peep Bend” and the “Ewe Turn” along the track. There is also and indoor kids playroom called EWEtopia. In fact, the whole park seems to be an excuse for making many, many sheep puns. Though I must admit that I am greatly amused that such a place exists.

And for the record, no shepherd’s pie or lamb chops on the menu.

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Mmmm…Forbidden Donut…

June 24, 2006 by Matt

img_0007.jpgI think this is a bit of false advertising. I don't think anything really "runs" on Dunkin' Donuts. I'm going to say it's more of a waddle.

And while I'm on the subject of Dunkin' Donuts, VCS's physics teacher extraordinare, Chad, goes on and on about how good Dunkin' Donuts coffee is. I mean on and on and on. Cream and sugar, he says.

So I need a little pick me up one day and decide that it would be a good time to try Dunkin' Donuts coffee, cream and sugar. Two words: Not impressed. Sorry Chad, but I'd drink a good old Wiener Melange any day over this coffee.

I would not, however, choose a Vienna donut over any these wonderful Dunkin' Donuts. Yum.

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Who Needs the Jersey Shore…

June 23, 2006 by Matt

img_0001.jpg…when you've got plenty of wonderful fountains to play in. Another thing I love about Philly is watching kids play in the many fountains there. Just this last weekend the temps rose to the low 90s.

I saw two boys trying to pedal their small bikes through one fountain and this cute little girl "riding" the water-spewing frog. This is the kind of thing that I miss about America. The free spirit of children and adults. In Vienna, playing in a fountain is a good way to get the Polizei after you.

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