Ok, so this really isn’t a sign, but I did find this in a local grocery store the other day. Maybe it’s a sign I need to get out more. I must admit I ate a lot of bologna as a kid, and my favorite slice was always the one pressed against the front of the package because it was indented with the Oscar Meyer logo.
Anyway. Just in case you needed more proof that bologna is a sketchy meat, here you go. Any meat that can be mass produced in the shape of a smiling bear is suspect at best, though I can’t imagine actually turning down the opportunity to eat a Bear-Bologna sandwich.
It kind of reminds me of a gummy bear…except made of meat. Random mystery meats…and flatter. Yeah…definitely flatter.