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Please Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

July 24, 2009 by Matt

charminUpon returning to Austria, Tricia and I discovered that the Billa had indeed squeezed the Charmin… off of their shelves! Tragic! Saddened by this discovery, we reluctantly set out on a quest to find a new brand of Klopapier.clever

We quickly ruled out the cheapest option, Clever. Now, Clever brand is great when you need a giant tub of ice cream or some cheap frozen pizza, but I’ve unfortunately been on the wrong end of some Clever toilet paper before. Not a good experience.

cosy_4er_weissrollen_250aWe made a decision to give Cosy a try for  a few reasons:

1. It was on sale

2. It has a cuddly pink lion/tiger/cat thing as its mascot

3. Its logo is: “So weich, dass man es blind erkennt.” I’m not exactly sure what that means, but if I had to guess. “So soft, one would have to be blind not to know.” Yeah, that doesn’t really make sense. Oh well. I guess my German still needs some work.

In any case the verdict around here is a definitive thumbs down for Cosy. It looks soft and cuddly, but isn’t  so much soft and cuddly where it counts.

Wish us luck as our Klopapierquest continues…

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  1. melissa says

    July 24, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    sorry to hear about the dilemma! have you checked dm or bipa or another grocery store?

    • Matt Klein says

      July 24, 2009 at 7:05 pm

      we haven’t actually checked around yet, but I’m hopeful we’ll find a good alternative at Billa. It makes for a fun adventure anyway.

  2. Brandi says

    July 25, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    I too was deeply saddened by the Charmin dilemma. Some FYI’s: Merkur also has abandoned Charmin, and Bipa and DM do not have it either. I have found a nice alternative….and it compares itself to Charmin on its package! It is called zewe or something like that….i’ll have to check and let you know… 🙂

  3. Eric says

    July 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    So soft, that one can recognize it blind. Yeah, sometimes the cheap house brand isn’t the best. Though Matt and I did just fine on the 2.5kg can of goulash more than once.

  4. leckerbissen says

    August 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    billa is awesome. remember when the billa helped us find everything we needed for the hurricane? and their pizza. lecker-fricken=bissen^6 i just slobbered on myself.

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    August 6, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    […] Toilet Paper Quest continues with Hakle brand Klopapier. If you recall we first tried a brand called Cosy. Their mascot was a cuddly, pink cartoon tiger. Hakle goes with a soft, cuddly puppy. But would it […]

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