I saw this display in the grocery store across the street from our school recently. Interestingly the packaging even has English on one side. On the front it says:
“The power apple from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s home country”
On the side we have these further details:
Healthy and strong
“Arnold” the IncomparableThis apple grows and ripens at the foot of the Austrian Alps in Styria with its fertile soil and unique microclimate of warm days and cool nights. Lovingly tended by skilled and dedicated fruit growers in their small and medium-sized orchards it is a rich natural source of health, strength, and flavor.
The Arnold Apfel isn’t a just a gimmick, it’s a really good apple. Juicy and flavorful as advertised. I can also see why it’s referred to as “the power apple.” My muscle mass has increased by about 20% in the 5 minutes since I’ve eaten the apple. I’m not exactly sure what these Austrian fruit growers are “lovingly” injecting into these apples, but I sure hope I don’t have to take a drug test any time soon.
it better increase your body mass for 1 euro an apfel. beer increased the mass of my abs for much less geld.
send me some of those freakin’ apples. I could use some muscle mass – and shouldn’t Ahnold be sending them free to all Californians?
Maybe McDonalds will have a free Arnold Apfel Tag too.