In the past year I’ve received a few strange things in the mail from TelekomAustria, my phone company. All of these things are a bright yellowish green. Kind of the color of lime Jello or Mountain Dew. The first thing was a free pair of houseshoes (the slippers Austrians wear around the house.) Then it was a welcome mat that was really only big enough to wipe off one shoe at a time. Today, however, I got the best one yet – a bright yellow/green pizza cutter – free – right in the mail. Who says Austrians don’t know anything about customer service?