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Sibling Rivalry

October 19, 2006 by Matt

So as a reward for finishing all the lessons in my typing program early, I let a few of my 7th graders play a game called TyperShark. It’s a great game, and somewhat addictive.

So I introduce this game to a student of mine and she is appalled by the game.

“You mean I have to kill these poor sharks?”
“Well, yes, but they’re trying to eat you. They’re very mean and scary sharks.”

She wasn’t convinced, but she played it anyway. So today I ask her if she wants to play TyperShark again.

“Yes, of course”
“But I thought you didn’t like killing the sharks?”
“Well I decided that I could just pretend that the sharks are my brothers. That makes it a lot more fun!”

Filed Under: VCS Tagged With: humor

The first Mac

October 17, 2006 by Matt

A group of students did a project for my class on the first Apple Macintosh. During their presentation they informed the class that it was first introduced with a “non-famous” commercial during the 1984 Super Bowl.

“A non-famous commercial,” I interjected, “what does that mean?”
Surprised by the question, one of my students shrugged, “well…um…it wasn’t famous, I guess.”
I was still puzzled. I mean, they showed it during the Super Bowl. How could it not be famous? So another student tried to explain it a different way.
A light bulb came on, and I grinned. “Wait. Did your source say the commercial was ‘infamous‘?”

Heads nodded and I chuckled, then went on to explain what the word infamous actually means.

For those of you curious as to what that “infamous” commercial actually looked like, here it is in all its glory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R706isyDrqI

Filed Under: VCS Tagged With: humor

Trust

October 15, 2006 by Matt

St. Teresa of AvilaTrust in God
Let nothing disturb you,
Nothing alarm you.
While all things fade away
God is unchanging.
Be patient
And you will gain everything.
For with God in your heart
Nothing is lacking,
God meets your every need.

–St Teresa of Avila (1515-1582)

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: deep thoughts, religion

A Scientific Discussion

October 15, 2006 by Matt

As I was walking up the stairs at school I encountered one of my 8th grade students heading up to ESL class. What followed was a very unexpected discussion:

Han: “Are you a heterotroph?”
Me: Not understanding, “Am I a what?”
H: “A heterotroph. Are you a heterotroph?”
M: “I’m sorry, I still didn’t understand you.”
H: “Mr. Elwell says you are a heterotroph because you can’t make your own food.”

It appears Mr. Elwell knows me all too well.

Filed Under: VCS Tagged With: humor

Fall Festival

October 14, 2006 by Matt

arm_wrestling.JPGEvery October VCS has an event called Fall Festival which is something like an indoor carnival. It’s a time to enjoy playing silly games with kids, meet parents, and sample some good food.

This year some kids set up a heart exhibit for science class. Upon entering the room, I was offered a platter filled with small brownish chunks poked through with toothpicks like hors dourves.

“Hi, Mr. Klein, would you like some heart?”
“Ummmmm….”
“It’s really good, I promise.”
“Uhhhhhhh….”
“Come on, it’s just chicken heart. You’ll like it.”
“Ummmmm….O-K.”

I picked a piece off the platter and chewed. Is it too cliche to say it tasted like chicken? It really did, though, and it made me wonder what Chicken McNuggets are really made of.

The night was topped off by great performances from the Beginning Band class and the Elementary and Middle School Choirs.

As always, it was a fun night, and a good time was had by all.

Filed Under: VCS

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