10 Ways to Show Mr. Klein You Love Him

One of my friends at school put up a list in my room to help my students show their appreciation for me on Valentine’s Day. Here’s the list in no particular order:

• Buy him something sweet from the Senior Store
• Chase him down the hall to help him train for the marathon
• Give him food – any kind – he’s not picky
• Write a poem about him (Bonus points for using similies or metaphors to compare him to computers)
• Recite the Phillies starting lineup in alphabetical order
• Tell him 5 things he does that make you smile
• Snort everytime hes say the words “computer” or “technology”
• Write a note on one of the [provided] baseballs and place it in the heart [on the wall].
• Raise your hand. When called on say, “I love you.”
• Explain to him why the term “Fighting Quaker” is an oxymoron.